I was not able to find an official copy of this story... but it went something like this... An old alley cat spies a little kitten chasing its tail and asks, "What are you doing?" The little kitten replies, "Well, I have just returned from Cat Philosophy school where I learned the two most important lessons that any cat can learn!" "And what, my little friend, might those be?" the alley cat said with a grin. "First, that the most important thing for a cat is Happiness and secondly, that Happiness is located in a cat's tail," said the kitten. The kitten continued, "So I surmised that if I chase my tail until I finally catch it, I will have Happiness forever!" The old cat replied, "Well, I haven't had the same opportunities as you and I have not had a chance to go to Cat Philosophy school; I have simply wandered the alleys most of my life. But amazingly I have been able to come to the same conclusion as you! Happiness is in f...